October 1, 2009

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It takes a lot to get Ellen Page’s goat 0

Popularity: 2% [?]

Ellen and Portia to have legal right to carpet munch • Is Ellen Page into carpet munching shenanigans? • Easy, breezy Ellen deemed beautiful too • more

September 25, 2009

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At gunpoint, Woody Harrelson’s need for speed went to pot 0

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Woody Harrelson skinny dips with Owen Wilson, who may consider suicide again after seeing the pics • Evan Rachel Wood is working with a Woody, the one who did “Hannah and Her Sisters” • $5 million allows Woody Allen to say bye, American • more

September 9, 2009

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When Johansson performs live she turns Scarlett 0

Popularity: 2% [?]

Scarlett’s work with Woody goes to her head • Scarlett Johansson only looks like she has STDs • Scarlett Johansson can now empathize with Chinese earthquake victims after Cannes debacle • more

September 3, 2009

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Megan Fox: Schizo or just stupid? 0

Popularity: 4% [?]

Get the lotion, boys: Megan Fox talks about her vagina • No comparison: While Angelina obsesses over saving the world, Megan obsesses over the smell of her farts • Uh, Megan Fox has no peers • more

August 20, 2009

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Hugh Grant’s stammering isn’t acting, it’s nerves 0

Popularity: 4% [?]

Murphy’s law accented by too much loopiness • Moviegoers grateful as Clarkson vows never to act again • Hugh Jackman’s Body of Doom • more

August 10, 2009

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Tired of packing so much, Kelly Osbourne seeks smaller chest 0

Popularity: 3% [?]

Kelly Osbourne: Poker Face would be an improvement for Gaga • Early sex education lessons hindered later by drugs and alcohol • Ozzy’s daughter proves to be wise match for boyfriend • more

July 27, 2009

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Scientology is Travolta’s Plastic Bubble 0

Popularity: 3% [?]

Tom Crusie Gets Down and Funky Scientology Style • Jason Beghe slurs Scientology; fortunately no cartoon of prophet Hubbard • Scientology “heals” Rain Man • more

July 21, 2009

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It would probably be better if PARIS Hilton took over the world 0

Popularity: 3% [?]

Heiress couldn’t say ‘No’ to assholes • Paris Hilton to host new reality show about her dogs. Next year, her pussy? • Paris Hilton uses her powerful reasoning skills to defend her neglected, little ones • more

June 19, 2009

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Let’s hope Carla Bruni doesn’t have an adopted daughter 0

Popularity: 5% [?]

Acution house to sell nude pictures of Nicolas Sarkozy’s new wife. France surrenders • Lindsay to go nude in a movie to prove she’s a serious actor. Let’s hope Hillary doesn’t use this logic to prove she’s a serious presidential candidate • Whitney Houston, We’ve Got a Problem • more

June 5, 2009

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All those weird movies Nic Cage makes? They’re getting to him 0

Popularity: 6% [?]

Green Hornet stings Nic Cage • Nicolas un-Caged: Actor wants to soar like bird • Nic Cage not chihuahua thief; Paris Hilton, Tinkerbell suddenly interested • more

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