October 7, 2008

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Clay Aiken suffering from ‘Rear Window’? 0

Clay Aiken opens closet door for Ryan Seacrest • Clay Aiken can cure your priapism • Is Clay Aiken for men or women? • more

If rehab is hard, he’ll need to go back 0

Wino to Israel - Hamas must be behind this • Will rehab quell Richard Quest’s desire to rope his genitalia? • There are no ex-husbands; Just material for tell-all books • more

September 19, 2008

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If Obama loses, Woody Allen thinks it would be a disgrace, like allowing one’s girlfriend to find nude photos one had taken of her teenage daughter, his lover 0

Evan Rachel Wood is working with a Woody, the one who did “Hannah and Her Sisters” • Lily Allen makes everyone smile • Larry David in Woody Allen movie. They’re what Glamorati would call real Jews • more

July 23, 2008

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Sherri Shepherd killed her only potential fans 0

Kanye West finally has two fans and he disses them • Kid Rock says take his music for free; fans unsure if it’s worth that much • You Can’t Rape the Whole Audience Kobe • more

July 15, 2008

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If Katie Holmes does this to the monkey bars, what does she do to Tom’s pole? 0

Being married to Tom Cruise is mission impossible for Katie Holmes • Stressed-out Katie Holmes learns her Cruise is the Titanic • Check out Katie Holme’s new haircut and wonder no more about Tom Cruise’s sexuality • more

June 18, 2008

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Paranoid Cruise’in Won’t Get Bruisin’ 0

One Place Captain Kirk Won’t Boldly Go • P Diddy won’t be saying “Yo Ho Ho” to his bitches anymore • Hu Jia Loses Retina So That People Of China Won’t Lose Face • more

June 17, 2008

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Prune Face Looks Miserable With Her New Beau 0

My mom used to always tell me that if I do a lot of meth my face would break out • Mary-Kate Olsen Straddles The Mahatma • Is Paula Abdul Too Stoned To Know She’s Alone? • more

May 26, 2008

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Wino to Israel - Hamas must be behind this 0

Jimmy Carter to me with Hamas. Hey - maybe they’ll take HIM hostage! • Johann Hari…’the smell of sh**t’ • Does Adam Sevani support Hamas? • more

May 21, 2008

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In Israel, only G-d is Mr. Big 0

Johann Hari…’the smell of sh**t’ • Wino to Israel - Hamas must be behind this • Israeli Zohanists Back Unity Film • more

April 24, 2008

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Larry David in Woody Allen movie. They’re what Glamorati would call real Jews 0

Evan Rachel Wood is working with a Woody, the one who did “Hannah and Her Sisters” • If Obama loses, Woody Allen thinks it would be a disgrace, like allowing one’s girlfriend to find nude photos one had taken of her teenage daughter, his lover • Larry David’s no chemo-bald-Johnny-come-lately • more

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