August 15, 2008

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People Magazine Goes After Pedophile Market 0

Eliot Spitzer Gets $1 Million Offer To Pose Naked, And We All Barf Up Our Breakfast • Cameron Diaz in “There’s Something About Airbrushing” • Hounds relish another Fox Hunt • more

August 14, 2008

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ANTM: TRANSforming into the Crying Game 0

Carmen Electra Stripper Wii Game; Thong and Heroin Sold Separately • CariDee-pressed • Yup, up every two hours, sobbing uncontrollably and crying for mama! • more

Michael Phelps Seeks Olympic Size Dump 0

Is that $1 million in your Speedo, or are you just happy to be starting your own foundation? • This pic of Michael Phelps will cause women to do the breast stroke • Underwood into Phelps’ wood • more

August 12, 2008

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Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce…this guy’s bathing does upset us 0

The Rock Discusses New Liplock Hold • BK Offers $1.00 Menu Rehab for Robert Downey Jr. - Just Hold the Coke • Don’t hold your breath for David Blaine to do something interesting • more

July 29, 2008

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Is it really a ménage à trois if one of the three is a fetus? 0

Rob Lowe’s current ménage à trois isn’t as much fun as his last one • Sex with high-priced call girls or a menage with your wife and driver - Which ex-governor is the bigger party animal? • more

July 28, 2008

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Babs Blabs 0

Walters Has a Rosier ‘View’ Without Her • Babs is a swut • Babs gets it half right when she says Rosie is an ‘enormous talent’ • more

July 25, 2008

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Shocker: Miley Cyrus’ Farts Don’t Smell Like Roses 0

Can Jessica Simpson qweef the way she farts? • You know you’ve arrived as a Glamorati when they have a wax likeness of you at Madame Tussauds • Five million tween girls demand their dentists give them teeth just like Miley Cyrus • more

July 14, 2008

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You’d be emotional too if your wife’s vagina was the size of a Buick 0

Size Doesn’t Matter to Meyers • Lance Bass, The Newest Vagina on “The View” • Kate Beckinsale says she’d ‘rather eat vagina than sushi’. Methinks she’s no fan of unagi meat • more

July 8, 2008

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‘Hancock’ Earns Big Jack Off Holiday 0

Jack Black Goes Tanakh • Is Jack Black a Robin Williams Wannabe? • Angelina’s Ovaries Outed By Jack Black - No, this is not a Judd Apatow movie plot • more

July 6, 2008

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Joey Chestnut makes me proud to be an American 0

Shayne Lamas - Will you accept this pose? • Paula Abdul must be smoking Tom Cruise Purple because she can see the future on ‘Idol’ • Forget Disneyland. American Idol Winner says ‘I’m going to Neverland’ • more

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