October 9, 2009

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Bomb explodes in Pakistan. Must be in celebration of Obama’s winning Nobel Peace Prize 0

Popularity: 3% [?]

Jackson Deserves Nobel Prize for Illicit Medicine • All Yoko is saying is game will give peace a chance • Hard to believe but Paris knows less about British politics than she knows about U.S politics • more

October 6, 2009

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Spencer Pratt may have nothing to say, but that doesn’t stop him from talking 0

Popularity: 1% [?]

Spencer Pratt’s advice on how to ask a guy for anal sex • That’s Pratt officer – B-R-A-T • Heidi Pratt hospitalized, quits hospital stating she’s too super-famous to get sick • more

Who’s looking at Salma Hayek’s beard? 0

Popularity: 1% [?]

Jason Priestly now at 35210 (which is Alabama) • Adam Sandler, David Spade, Rob Schneider, Salma Hayek: Which one does not belong? • Salma Hayek marries her breast man • more

October 1, 2009

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New sex tape may finally scare all celebs off sex tapes 0

Popularity: 5% [?]

Leighton or Lay-ton – Hey, Meester, can I see your sex tape? • We can finally know if he really is a triped • Some actors need to scare up roles • more

September 11, 2009

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Paris Hilton: “Dress cute wherever you go, life is too short to blend in” 0

Popularity: 4% [?]

Paris rule: If you dress smart, you are smart • Paris Hilton to host new reality show about her dogs. Next year, her pussy? • Paris Hilton uses her powerful reasoning skills to defend her neglected, little ones • more

September 2, 2009

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BO loved by Obamas, not by Honolulians 0

Popularity: 3% [?]

Pink loved penis, penis loved pink • This Cook Loved To Wax His Carrot • Susan Sarandon will leave the country if McCain is elected. McCain just got my vote! • more

August 13, 2009

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Wentz to Hudgens: On nudie pics, don’t worry about the fallout, girl 0

Popularity: 7% [?]

Pete Wentz Excited To Give His Kid An Emo Haircut And Tight Girl Diapers • Pete Wentz to have a girl, and someone to share tampons with • Vanessa Hudgens Furthers Her Status As Teen Role Model For Sexting • more

August 10, 2009

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I cream, you cream, we all cream for ice cream 0

Popularity: 4% [?]

Get ready to lick Ben and Jerry’s new cream • Jay-Z’s to-do list: Buy wife half gallon of Butter Pecan • more

August 6, 2009

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Doll designed to be breast-fed by little girls dies of hunger 0

Popularity: 4% [?]

Madonna is opening a school for girls in Africa. Good news for a dorm matron from Oprah’s all girls school who is looking for a job • The world just became a whole lot more dangerous for young girls everywhere… • Danny Federici has become “Phantom Dan” • more

Pam and Tommy Lee made for each other – out of ink, latex, implants and syringes 0

Popularity: 3% [?]

Pam & Tommy Together Again! Just Like Romeo & Juliet Only With Tattoos and Larger Sex Organs • Heidi Montag to become a bigger ass? • Lasorda Now A Celebrity Dodger • more

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