July 25, 2008

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Shocker: Miley Cyrus’ Farts Don’t Smell Like Roses 0

  • Miley Cyrus: I’m looking for a boyfriend

You know you’ve arrived as a Glamorati when they have a wax likeness of you at Madame Tussauds • Five million tween girls demand their dentists give them teeth just like Miley Cyrus • Miley’s ‘Got Milk’ photo; no, the milk isn’t coming out of her boobs • more

July 14, 2008

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You’d be emotional too if your wife’s vagina was the size of a Buick 0

  • Jolie’s Doctor: Brad Was ‘Very Emotional’ at Birth

Size Doesn’t Matter to Meyers • Lance Bass, The Newest Vagina on “The View” • Kate Beckinsale says she’d ‘rather eat vagina than sushi’. Methinks she’s no fan of unagi meat • more

July 8, 2008

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‘Hancock’ Earns Big Jack Off Holiday 0

  • ‘Hancock’ grabs heroic $107.3M over long weekend

Jack Black Goes Tanakh • Is Jack Black a Robin Williams Wannabe? • Angelina’s Ovaries Outed By Jack Black - No, this is not a Judd Apatow movie plot • more

July 6, 2008

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Joey Chestnut makes me proud to be an American 0

  • Joey Chestnut wins Nathan’s hot dog contest after overtime eat-off

Shayne Lamas - Will you accept this pose? • Paula Abdul must be smoking Tom Cruise Purple because she can see the future on ‘Idol’ • Forget Disneyland. American Idol Winner says ‘I’m going to Neverland’ • more

June 30, 2008

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Midler’s Wedding Snaps Found; Honeymoon Video Thankfully Still Missing 0

  • Bette Midler’s Long-Lost Wedding Photos Found

No glocks or uzis on the Beyonce/Jay-Z registry • Beyonce Jay-Z wedding gift from PETA; not bull’s testacles • George gives away Jenna’s bush • more

June 28, 2008

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Will Obama Kiss Bill’s Ass? 0

  • Bill Clinton says Barack Obama must ‘kiss my ass’ for his support

Did Obama Kiss Bill Clinton’s Ass? • Carter gives Obama closed-mouth kiss of death • Miley, get out your cherry chapstick • more

June 19, 2008

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Smell Like You Just Slept With Nick Cannon 0

  • Eau de Mimi

Nick likes Mariah’s magic mountains • $4 Million To Get Married To The Same Person A Second Time • Mariah has Nick’s balls by a chain • more

June 16, 2008

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If you don’t mind about 800 gallons of human feces on the floor, I’ve got a house for you 1

  • Sewage disaster leaves over 700 gallons of human feces in Kingston woman’s home

If you plan to bomb your school, don’t have the postal service notify your parents’ house of a delivery for 10 lbs of ammonium nitrate • 50 Cent’s House Now Worth 50 Cents • From the Dogg House to the Big House? • more

June 13, 2008

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Zac’s a Dirty Dirty Boy 0

  • We Refuse To Believe This

He Hate Me: Clint Gets All Dirty Harry on Spike • Kobe has new teammate to play ball with • more

June 12, 2008

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Hollywood Stunned As Baby Resembles Mother 0

  • Honor Marie ‘Looks Just Like’ Mom Jessica Alba

Cate Blanchett hatches 3rd elf • If you’re into rough sex with your mother, check out Madonna manhandling Justin • Giada De Laurentis welcomes new baby girl, but hasn’t decided on which recipe for the placenta • more

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