June 5, 2008

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Asinine Asses Assess ‘Assassination’ Assertion 0

Paris Hilton kisses Kim Kardashian’s cottage cheese ass • more

June 4, 2008

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How You Like Prison Rape, Shawshank? 0

Rockett launched without clearance; Poison drummer arrested for rape • Poison drummer should keep his Rockett in his pocket • Prison hasn’t got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? • more

May 23, 2008

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‘N Sync’s Producer sentenced to 25 years in PMIA prison: Oddly, unrelated to producing ‘N Sync 0

In 3 years the Donald can have Wesley Snipes on ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ • You kill your girlfriend’s pussy, you become some guy’s girlfriend’s pussy • Papoose to wait 8 years for Remy Ma to exit the calaboose • more

May 14, 2008

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Papoose to wait 8 years for Remy Ma to exit the calaboose 0

Budweiser drinkers reunite to brew famous beer ad into Obama spot • In 3 years the Donald can have Wesley Snipes on ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ • You kill your girlfriend’s pussy, you become some guy’s girlfriend’s pussy • more

May 8, 2008

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Wino is in a minimum security prison; she’s on an 8-ball and chain 0

Prison hasn’t got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? • You kill your girlfriend’s pussy, you become some guy’s girlfriend’s pussy • Saturday Night Cue Ball? No, Grease is the word • more

May 2, 2008

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Finally someone who creeps out Lindsay Lohan more than her dad 0

Lohan sued for breach of oral contract… so that’s what they call getting an std from a lohan blowjob? • And All The Horny Sex Tape Hounds Rejoice …. • Lindsay Lohan adds Ashley Olsen to her ‘Burn Book’ • more

April 25, 2008

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Big House for Winehouse? 0

Winehouse? No, big house • Mr Winehouse Heads For Big House • Skank Spreads: Amy Winehouse Is Contagious • more

In 3 years the Donald can have Wesley Snipes on ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ 0

No, OJ, it’s “Celebrity Apprentice,” not accomplice • The Donald - Head of KAOS • Al Franken is a Wesley Snipes wannabe • more

April 20, 2008

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Foxy Brown released from Rykers. Manicurists go into hiding 0

Bobby Brown: Whitney drove me to drugs, book deal drove me to lie • Gordon Brown: ‘I’m rubber and you’re glue…Hey, wait a minute, you are glue’ • Big Brown Headed for a Put-Down? • more

April 1, 2008

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Woman arrested on suspicion of stalking John Cusack’s home, just wants refund for ‘High Fidelity’ 0

John Mayer cheats faster than Wino gets arrested • Carmelo Anthony speeds and weaves in and out of traffic. If only he could do this on the court • Finally someone who creeps out Lindsay Lohan more than her dad • more

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