August 28, 2008
Mackenzie Phillips off the one-day-at-a-time wagon • Keira Knightly - Stripper Wannabe • Wino: “Kanye West is a c***” • more
August 13, 2008
The ‘Fifth Beatle’ - no not Ringo - fights for life • From Petraeus’ mouth to Angelina’s ears - miracle of miracles - a celebrity in Hollywood who hasn’t been totally brainwashed • The Rock Discusses New Liplock Hold • more
July 16, 2008
You kill your girlfriend’s pussy, you become some guy’s girlfriend’s pussy • Say it ain’t so, Lowe! • Paul Burrell says he had sex with Princess Di. Well, who hasn’t? • more
July 9, 2008
50 Cent’s House Now Worth 50 Cents • If Snoop allowed to enter Britain, country to hire national Dogg catcher • Cats have 9 lives. Doggs have only 1 • more
July 3, 2008
Anne Heche pays a price for switching teams • Carrie to Chace: FYI UR FUBAR ^URS • Star’s stomach staples as strong as her pre-nup • more
June 10, 2008
Big House for Winehouse? • Skank Spreads: Amy Winehouse Is Contagious • 50 Cent’s House Now Worth 50 Cents • more
Nick Hogan Knows Best How To Ruin Lives • Hulk Hogan could be Obama’s pastor • Give me an H. Give me an E. Give me an L. Give me a P. • more
June 5, 2008
Paris Hilton kisses Kim Kardashian’s cottage cheese ass • more
June 4, 2008
Rockett launched without clearance; Poison drummer arrested for rape • Poison drummer should keep his Rockett in his pocket • Prison hasn’t got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? • more
May 23, 2008
In 3 years the Donald can have Wesley Snipes on ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ • You kill your girlfriend’s pussy, you become some guy’s girlfriend’s pussy • Papoose to wait 8 years for Remy Ma to exit the calaboose • more