June 6, 2008

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Hilton’s Happy Hooters 0

There’s Always Amputee Porn • The Princess Diaries 3: Royal Hooters Exposed • Natalie Portman In Love With Hobo • more

May 16, 2008

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Ellen and Portia to have legal right to carpet munch 0

Is Ellen Page into carpet munching shenanigans? • Easy, breezy Ellen deemed beautiful too • Ellen Degenerate • more

Jodie Foster - Tired of Tuna 1

Lesbian Adulterer, Jodie Foster Flies First Class To Hell • Confirmation that Jodie Foster is a lesbian finally leaks out • Jodie Sweetin’s Full House after Meth • more

May 15, 2008

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Anne Heche pays a price for switching teams 0

Guess What Anne? ‘Crazy Bitch’ Doesn’t Play Whether You’re Gay Or Straight. • Hathaway Hoodwinked? • Robert Reich switches teams; now into tall black guys • more

May 14, 2008

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Sorry dykes, Cynthia Nixon wants to wed hers 0

Sexy Cynthia Sought No Silicone • more

May 13, 2008

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Hayden Pannettiere: ‘I could do an affair with Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba or Charlize Theron’ 0

I Bet She’s A “Monster” in The Sack • Pics of Angelina Jolie before Pitt’s demon seed • Angelina Jolie to be Spayed? • more

May 5, 2008

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Lohan prefers green - not golden - showers 0

Call R. Kelly, Blake Lively’s Getting Into The Golden Showers • Green Glamorati? Not! • Mean Green Rakes in Mean Green • more

April 30, 2008

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Rosie O’Donnell supports Miley’s child porn 0

Anne Leibovitz thinks Miley’s kiddie porn is “beautiful” • Richie Sambora could face child endangerment charge. Aren’t parents also responsible for letting their kids go to his concerts? • Health Ledger may have fathered ‘love child’. Biological daughter begins to make sense of mixing ambien and antidepressants • more

April 25, 2008

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Ellen nears 3rd base with Ashlee Simpson 0

Pete Wentz’s bisexual seed has hooked up with Ashlee Simpson’s manufactured egg • Ashlee Simpson nauseated. Now she knows how we feel when we see her • Pete Wentz will attempt suicide again this Sunday • more

April 23, 2008

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Harrison Ford gets earing, becomes poster child for “Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians” 0

The Straight Talk Express • Richie Sambora could face child endangerment charge. Aren’t parents also responsible for letting their kids go to his concerts? • Health Ledger may have fathered ‘love child’. Biological daughter begins to make sense of mixing ambien and antidepressants • more

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