October 22, 2009

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Married life not so Rosie 0

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O’Donnell rep says everything’s Rosie with Kelly • Ellen and Portia to have legal right to carpet munch • Rosie O’Donnell has a face for radio – radio finally realizes it • more

September 4, 2009

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Forget those fake ‘L Word’ lesbians, for real lesbians it’s Showtime 0

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The Straight Talk Express • Harrison Ford gets earing, becomes poster child for “Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians” • Rob Lowe’s current ménage à trois isn’t as much fun as his last one • more

July 20, 2009

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Amy Adams was Allure’d into girl-on-girl action 0

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Gossip Girl bitch Nan Zhang to attend Brown; not bitchy enough for Penn • It’s not ‘Gossip Girl-on-Girl’ • Giada De Laurentis welcomes new baby girl, but hasn’t decided on which recipe for the placenta • more

May 22, 2009

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Did Miss California’s mom Carrie on with lesbian lover? 0

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Miss California’s boobs may be fake, but the boobs at her school district are real • Miss Cleo could predict your future but not the fact she was a lesbian • The Miss California pageant called and they want their boobs back • more

May 21, 2009

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Olivia Wilde will use all her sexual powers to save the mountain ox 0

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Guys Going Wilde Over TV Star from House • Austin Powers’ pants to Bundchen up for the third time • Save the Sea Lions! No, wait save the Salmon! How about we take a vote, after all this is election year? • more

May 19, 2009

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Fergie: My humps go both ways 0

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What you gon’ do with that lil bloom, that lil bloom inside yo womb? • Fergie, whatcha gonna do with all that junk inside your trunk? • Fergie thinks cows have rights • more

May 14, 2009

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Cheer up, girls – Megan Fox says you’ve got a shot too 0

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Tonight, Men All Across The World Unite To Worship Megan Fox With One Common Act • Get the lotion, boys: Megan Fox talks about her vagina • Brad Pitt’s gay porn head shot • more

April 30, 2009

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Samantha Ronson: I like my women with clothes on 0

Popularity: 6% [?]

Lohan prefers green – not golden – showers • Manhattan hotel evicts Lindsay Lohan for acting like Lindsay Lohan • Lohan galpal learns free speech is actually kind of expensive • more

March 26, 2009

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Beg your Parton, Dolly’s not gay 0

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Dolly Parton’s audio book: ‘God Damn, I love n***er cock’ • 2 more bodacious reasons not to see the “Hannah Montana” movie • more

March 25, 2009

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Miss Cleo could predict your future but not the fact she was a lesbian 0

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Did Miss California’s mom Carrie on with lesbian lover? • Saudi King Abdullah looks to his country’s future. And he sees the 9th century. • Texan crowned Miss USA, dedicates life to keeping Texas #1 in executions • more

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