July 16, 2008

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Miley, get out your cherry chapstick 0

You know you’ve arrived as a Glamorati when they have a wax likeness of you at Madame Tussauds • Vanity Fair shots of Miley were only appetizers • Five million tween girls demand their dentists give them teeth just like Miley Cyrus • more

July 7, 2008

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Madonna’s Hat Trick: Aguilera, Spears, and Paltrow 0

Gwyneth Paltrow thinks her depression started after birth of Moses. Always blaming the Jews • Gwyneth Paltrow to show a boob: wasn’t that the point of “Shakespeare in Love?” • Partying Her Way To A Divorce, Christina Aguilera Neglects Motherhood for the High Life • more

With Guy on the way out, Madonna can have Britney again 0

“Oops, I Did It Again” helps Madonna do one more sit-up • Britney Spears isn’t African, but Madonna still wants to save her • Madonna at 50, still raving about sex with Guy, but can’t remember which guy • more

June 25, 2008

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Sexy Cynthia Sought No Silicone 0

Sorry dykes, Cynthia Nixon wants to wed hers • Jim Carey’s not as hot as Borat in a slingshot • In order to save the planet from something or other, Holly Willoughby strips off all her clothes and lathers up for a sexy shower scene • more

June 7, 2008

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Paris Hopes for Pregnancy Through Maternity Clothing Osmosis 0

If Only What Happened In Paris Stayed In Paris • Paris Hilton to host new reality show about her dogs. Next year, her pussy? • Angelina Continues Gettin’ Her FREAK On With Brad Despite Her Double Bubble • more

June 6, 2008

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Hilton’s Happy Hooters 0

There’s Always Amputee Porn • Natalie Portman In Love With Hobo • Dennis Quaid gets ‘happy ending’ from twins • more

May 16, 2008

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Ellen and Portia to have legal right to carpet munch 0

Is Ellen Page into carpet munching shenanigans? • Ellen Degenerate • Ellen nears 3rd base with Ashlee Simpson • more

Jodie Foster - Tired of Tuna 1

Lesbian Adulterer, Jodie Foster Flies First Class To Hell • Confirmation that Jodie Foster is a lesbian finally leaks out • Jodie Sweetin’s Full House after Meth • more

May 15, 2008

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Anne Heche pays a price for switching teams 0

Guess What Anne? ‘Crazy Bitch’ Doesn’t Play Whether You’re Gay Or Straight. • Robert Reich switches teams; now into tall black guys • Al Franken is a Wesley Snipes wannabe • more

May 14, 2008

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Sorry dykes, Cynthia Nixon wants to wed hers 0

Sexy Cynthia Sought No Silicone • more

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