July 25, 2008

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Sienna Miller’s Carpet Not Shaggy Enough 0

Sienna Miller Causes Oil Price Surge? • Renee’s shiny look left some wondering whether she, like Vanessa Williams, uses urine on her face • Pope and Bush have much in common: Both hate Gossip Girl • more

July 21, 2008

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Why Ashlee Dupree Deserves High-Class Hooker Status 0

Pete Wentz’s bisexual seed has hooked up with Ashlee Simpson’s manufactured egg • On Howard Stern show, Ryan Phillippe wishes his ex wife Reese Witherspoon happiness with her new boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal. Phony tag rolls eyes at saintly tag • Ashlee Simpson nauseated. Now she knows how we feel when we see her • more

July 18, 2008

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May I put my pimento in your olive? 0

Olive Garden Playboy bunnies? I bet there’s no EVOO coming from them • De gustibus non est disputandum • more

July 16, 2008

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Helen Mirren in Playboy’s ‘Girls of AARP’ 0

Madonna is opening a school for girls in Africa. Good news for a dorm matron from Oprah’s all girls school who is looking for a job • The world just became a whole lot more dangerous for young girls everywhere… • Sex videos are so 2007. Consent videos are the new hip thing • more

July 10, 2008

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Pam Anderson Puts Her Chucha On Big Brother 0

E might be the right fit for Pamela Anderson since she’s busting out of DD • Pam Anderson might have some used tampons to sell • Pamela Anderson’s breasts banned from her own reality show • more

Pamela Anderson’s breasts down; silicone stock up 0

Pamela Anderson’s breasts banned from her own reality show • Pam Anderson says goodbye to third boob • Pam Anderson might have some used tampons to sell • more

July 4, 2008

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Mario Lopez - Hung like a pimple? 0

Mario Lopez off the Smirnoff wagon? • One Singular Cessation • Jennifer Lopez has asked Tom Cruise to be her twins’ godfather. Marc Anthony’s head explodes • more

June 27, 2008

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Beckham’s Crotch Looms Over San Fran 0

Hermoine: Hers is now mine-y • Victoria Beckham’s clothes get taken off • Ignition lock for Lohan’s car. How about one for her crotch too? • more

June 23, 2008

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Everybody Run, The Home Coming Queen’s Got A Gun 0

If you really care about making this country great you’re not going to be friends with a preacher who preaches that “America’s chickens are coming home to roost” the Sunday after the 9/11 attacks • Hear ye, Hear ye, The Rapture is Upon Us: Perez Hilton gets a record deal • Woman arrested on suspicion of stalking John Cusack’s home, just wants refund for ‘High Fidelity’ • more

June 20, 2008

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“Saved by the Bell” actor wins hottest bachelor award; no it’s not Screech 0

Shayne Lamas - Will you accept this pose? • Tonight, Men All Across The World Unite To Worship Megan Fox With One Common Act • Whitney Thompson - America’s New Tubby Model • more

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