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July 28, 2008

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A-Rod Using Madonna’s Face for Batting Practice? 0

My mom used to always tell me that if I do a lot of meth my face would break out • Renee’s shiny look left some wondering whether she, like Vanessa Williams, uses urine on her face • Big House for Winehouse? • more

July 21, 2008

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Claire Danes: My So-Called Body 0

Discovery! Wonder Woman Finds Body in Potomac: Missing Since Series’ End • Sly Stallone’s Has The Ugliest Arms On The Planet • Heidi Klum covered with paint; thousands of men cover themselves with paint remover • more

July 10, 2008

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Blake (not looking) Lively 0

At least after this catfight, there’s manicures at Bergdorf’s • Robert Blake cuts the cost of killing his wife in half • Paula Abdul: ‘I can make Simon Cowell squirt water out of his nose’. Honey, wrong orifice. • more

July 7, 2008

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Minnie Driver’s Impregnator? 0

Minnie Minnie Driver • more

July 2, 2008

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Prairie-Style Couture 0

Hanna Montana to end, so Miley can develop porno career • Erections lasting more than 82 years, although rare, may require medical attention • Fashion Police Endorse McCain: Couture a Significant Issue In November Election • more

June 30, 2008

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Kanye As Stylish As He Is Intelligent 0

Kanye West finally has two fans and he disses them • Kanye West ends engagement to fiancé Alexis Phifer. George Bush sends condolences • Kayne West’s f**cking pissed off. Those mother f**ckers think he has anger issues • more

June 22, 2008

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Helena Bonham Carter Inspires All of Tim Burton’s Nightmares 0

Jimmy Carter to me with Hamas. Hey - maybe they’ll take HIM hostage! • Carter gives Obama closed-mouth kiss of death • Dolce & G’Obama • more

June 19, 2008

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Nicole, Persia Called, They Want Their Rug Back 0

Hey Jude: Batman Called, He Wants His Skin Tight Leather Back • How to make a come-back when your dead • Kathie Lee Gifford returns to morning TV, which will naturally free up some anal sex time for Frank • more

June 17, 2008

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Cowboys and Indians Both Disgusted With Mischa’s Duds 0

Tony Romo not going all the way with Jessica Simpson, just like what he did last year with the Cowboys • more

June 14, 2008

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Fashion Police Endorse McCain: Couture a Significant Issue In November Election 0

Vogue says black is the new black • “I was shot 14 times on my way to work today, including twice by police” • When it comes to dogs, Lauren Conrad can be such a bitch • more

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