October 16, 2009

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Aniston to follow ‘Love Happens’ with ‘Shit Happens’ 0

Popularity: 4% [?]

Aniston runs at Monmouth, seeks spot in Breeder’s Cup • Tautology: If Jennifer Aniston likes dogs better than men and men are dogs, then she likes men • Aniston: What we have here is a failure to communicate • more

September 30, 2009

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Acknowledging Jett’s problem leaves Travolta questioning faith 0

Popularity: 3% [?]

Cruise and Travolta consider destroying great movie – their Butch and Sundance would be ‘Brokeback Mountain 2′ • Justin Timberlake’s “My Problem With Women” first episode titled “They Don’t Have Penises” • ‘Old Dog’ hopes to teach Bahamian court new tricks • more

September 25, 2009

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Didn’t the NIE tell us in 2007 that Iran halted its nuclear weapons program in 2003? 0

Popularity: 4% [?]

The stoner’s “medical purposes” excuse • “Diplomacy” is code name for Pentagon’s latest thermo-nuclear device • The Elaine mannequin causing problems in Iran • more

June 26, 2009

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Posh gets away away so her breasts can shrink in peace 0

Popularity: 9% [?]

Gordon Ramsay wants to cook with Posh’s grapefruits • Mr. Winehouse likes daughter Amy’s tits • All Yoko is saying is game will give peace a chance • more

June 22, 2009

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Duchovny still likes to take a sip of Tea every once in awhile 0

Popularity: 14% [?]

Megan Fox has nothing left to talk about • Tautology: If Jennifer Aniston likes dogs better than men and men are dogs, then she likes men • ‘Clueless’ star likes to garden naked; Neighbor likes to trim hedges • more

May 21, 2009

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Another sign rapture approaching: Rove praises Obama 0

Popularity: 4% [?]

Another sign that Armageddon is approaching • Giant asshole avoids citizen’s arrest • Take That Russia – Obama Has Much Better Abs Than Putin • more

April 20, 2009

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Desperate Lindsay tries to seduce ‘Titanic’ man 0

Popularity: 6% [?]

Lindsey Lohan Plays a Desperate Loser…What a Stretch • She’s pregnant? That’s Lindsay du jour – or is it Lindsay du whore? • Now anyone can poke Lindsay Lohan • more

March 24, 2009

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Wino says Bye now to hubbo 0

Popularity: 5% [?]

Wino: “Kanye West is a c***” • Wino is in a minimum security prison; she’s on an 8-ball and chain • Wino Literally Wigs Out! • more

February 9, 2009

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Maid in the shade: Blanchett appears to be Marian kind 0

Popularity: 5% [?]

Cate Blanchett hatches 3rd elf • Crowe and Cate get down and dirty – well, at least dirty • You can’t pull the wool over Mrs. Cruise’s eyes • more

February 5, 2009

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K-Fed presents ‘Custody/Day Care Tour 2009′ but are there venues small enough? 0

Popularity: 7% [?]

‘Sounds of Silence’ to sound again – at least in Asia and Australia • Help The Children: Become a skinny twig like Nicole Richie • Tina Turner rocks on: ‘Who needs a hip when a hip can be broken?’ • more

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