July 28, 2008

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Shia LaBeouf’s DUI Not Good for his Wanking Off 0

LaBeouf in Deep Shia with Gays • EGO = MariahCarey² • Obama and the Palestinians Love George Clooney • more

June 27, 2008

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Oops, Ociffer, I Meant Scalpel 0

Woo-oops! • When I Said I Wanted A Simpson Threesome, I Meant Jessica and Ashley • “Oops, I Did It Again” helps Madonna do one more sit-up • more

June 15, 2008

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Dogg’s Bitch Laps Up Too Much Sauce 0

It was the best of laps, it was the worst of laps… • Some bitch and whore called some other bitch and whore a ‘bitch and whore’ • Gossip Girl bitch Nan Zhang to attend Brown; not bitchy enough for Penn • more

April 29, 2008

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Busted for DUI, Angie Everhart changes last name to Everclear 0

Patriots Lineman Turns Songbird to Avoid Being a Jailbird • Mackenzie Phillips’ a Wino Wannabe • A. Dick Arrested For Being A Dick • more

April 17, 2008

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Carmelo Anthony’s fiancée not threatened by his bust 0

Carmelo Anthony speeds and weaves in and out of traffic. If only he could do this on the court • Attn all crack dealers: Amy Winehouse needs a new connect • Shia LaBeouf’s DUI Not Good for his Wanking Off • more

April 16, 2008

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Richie Sambora could face child endangerment charge. Aren’t parents also responsible for letting their kids go to his concerts? 0

Sambora’s poor driving caused by liquor not Hummer • If you plan to bomb your school, don’t have the postal service notify your parents’ house of a delivery for 10 lbs of ammonium nitrate • Help The Children: Become a skinny twig like Nicole Richie • more

Carmelo Anthony speeds and weaves in and out of traffic. If only he could do this on the court 0

Elaine from Seinfeld not too sad about the passing of this Glamorati • Court not so impressed by Janet Jackson’s breast • Yes, judge, sometimes size does matter • more

April 13, 2008

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Driving drunk lands Barron Hilton in morgue 0

Ignition lock for Lohan’s car. How about one for her crotch too? • Seeking girlfriend Kate Middleton’s air strip, Prince William lands helicopter in her garden • Paris Hilton to host new reality show about her dogs. Next year, her pussy? • more

April 12, 2008

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Mischa Barton will not O.C. the inside of a cell 0

Can You Hear Me Now? • Barton Walking Fashion’s Trail of Tears • No glocks or uzis on the Beyonce/Jay-Z registry • more

March 28, 2008

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Sambora’s poor driving caused by liquor not Hummer 0

Victoria Beckham’s clothes get taken off • Shania Twain married a real Mutt • Michael Phelps Gets Grrreat Hummer from Tony the Tiger • more