July 18, 2008

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Pete Wentz to have a girl, and someone to share tampons with 0

Pete Wentz Excited To Give His Kid An Emo Haircut And Tight Girl Diapers • Pete Wentz fingers his own orifice • Pete Wentz will attempt suicide again this Sunday • more

July 7, 2008

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Chip Off The Old Croc 0

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July 2, 2008

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Tony Hawk’s baby does two-and-a-half rotations (900°) before exiting the womb 0

Oh, Mexico - It sounds so sweet with no Tony Romo • Will dating a woman half his age cause Bruce Willis to die hard? • Tony Romo not going all the way with Jessica Simpson, just like what he did last year with the Cowboys • more

July 1, 2008

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Think SNL Weekend Update Can’t Get Any More Lame; Think Again 0

Date Raping With the Stars • And Tori Spelling thinks that she got a raw deal from her dad • If Only What Happened In Paris Stayed In Paris • more

June 30, 2008

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Good Will Dating 0

Koo-koo-ka-choo. A new dating show for Mrs. Robinson • Gerard Butler: “If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I’m f’king my dog!” Butler’s dog couldn’t be reached for comment • Jennifer Aniston with John Mayer? Hasn’t she suffered enough • more

June 26, 2008

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And the winner for “Most Exaggerated Limp” goes to… 0

This kid can make even crappy John Lennon music sound good • CariDee-pressed • Jenocide Claims Greatly Exaggerated • more

Jack Black Goes Tanakh 0

Angelina’s Ovaries Outed By Jack Black - No, this is not a Judd Apatow movie plot • Is Jack Black a Robin Williams Wannabe? • Jack Finds, Then Eats, Inner Panda. • more

June 12, 2008

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Paris Hilton Put the Moves on Cap’n Crunch! 0

Paris Hilton to host new reality show about her dogs. Next year, her pussy? • Paris Hilton uses her powerful reasoning skills to defend her neglected, little ones • After signing autographs in South Africa, Paris Hilton wonders why no one is paying for them • more

June 4, 2008

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NASA Top Secret: Space Geeks Like to Play, Too 0

McCain doesn’t use protection • Thandie Newton - the Secretary of State with Bush • Kim Cattrall’s mother is proud of Kim’s ‘Sex and The City’ nude scene. Is she related to Billy Ray? • more

May 23, 2008

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Adam Sandler’s wife isn’t just throwing up because of the Zohan movie 1

You want to pick up a hot celebrity chick. Do you A) Make a movie, B) Star in a movie, or C) Work as a grip in a movie? • After 19 years of marriage, Robin Williams no longer turns on his wife. All she sees is flubber • Angelina’s Ovaries Outed By Jack Black - No, this is not a Judd Apatow movie plot • more

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