November 14, 2008

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Marky Mark not impressed by Kate Moss’s flat 0

What’s flat and Lance Armstrong is riding? • You, Me, and Dupree…. and, oh yes, Neil Bergman. • VP Could Be Double D • more

November 5, 2008

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She may be crazy like a fox 0

TiVo predicts “Idol” losers; Seacrest better be on the list • Trisha Walsh-Smith shows why divorce is so expensive • Gary Busey snorted coke off his dog. Your dog wants an 8-ball • more

America has an O for Obama 0

Alice Walker: Obama is our Mandela. Glamorati: Walker is our Winnie • New Wasilla mayor basically does nothing • EGO = MariahCarey² • more

October 27, 2008

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Budweiser drinkers reunite to brew famous beer ad into Obama spot 0

Unable to get shampoo deal, Kid Rock to shill for beer • These Boots Are Made for Chuggin • so meceleb ritiesh avedy slexi atoo • more

October 23, 2008

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New Wasilla mayor basically does nothing 0

Eliot Spitzer to Kwame Kilpatrick, ‘Mayor, you’re no client 9′ • Sometimes a cigar case is not just a cigar case • Beverly Hills, 90210 = Wasilla, 99652 • more

October 20, 2008

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On Feb. 17, 2009, large print book sales expected to soar 0

Victoria Beckham’s clothes get taken off • Koo-koo-ka-choo. A new dating show for Mrs. Robinson • Purported Presidential Pal Pens Pessimistic Profile; Politicos Puzzled • more

Bring on a depression! We’re all depressed anyway 0

Gwyneth Paltrow thinks her depression started after birth of Moses. Always blaming the Jews • West Coast-East Coast feud takes on whole new bitchiness • Spencer Pratt’s advice on how to ask a guy for anal sex • more

October 13, 2008

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Boy’s toy suspended for steroid use 0

Lawsuit over name “Beach Boys” settled. Somebody wake the “boys” up and put in their hearing aids • This Whore Blows the Job • Boys do cry about their small, benign growths • more

How do you get to the Grand Ole Opry? Practice 0

These Nips Are Made For Slippin’ • The Rapture Is Upon Us! • A-Rod Using Madonna’s Face for Batting Practice? • more

October 7, 2008

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More lifelike than the candidate herself 0

Trashy Tag F’d by Liar Tag • Lindsay to go nude in a movie to prove she’s a serious actor. Let’s hope Hillary doesn’t use this logic to prove she’s a serious presidential candidate • more

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