September 29, 2009

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This Al Qaeda terrorist farts and he’s history 0

Popularity: 2% [?]

It’s Been a Hard Day’s Night, and I’ve Been Stalked by a Dogg • With Hoff a brain, ‘Baywatch’ hunk takes credit for reuniting Germany • British Shock Jocks • more

August 20, 2009

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Two asses 0

Popularity: 5% [?]

Asinine Asses Assess ‘Assassination’ Assertion • Paris Hilton kisses Kim Kardashian’s cottage cheese ass • more

July 10, 2009

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Obama: Yes, your can 0

Popularity: 4% [?]

Take That Russia – Obama Has Much Better Abs Than Putin • You say Obama and I say Osama…Let’s call the whole thing off • Obama For Change…Of Pledge • more

June 5, 2009

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Diaz prepares to be a bigger ass 0

Popularity: 5% [?]

Cameron Diaz in “There’s Something About Airbrushing” • Diaz tips over ‘Box’ • The Justin Timerberlake-Cameron Diaz friendship comes with benefits • more

May 8, 2009

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Kim K’s butt needs its own lift 0

Popularity: 3% [?]

Anne Hathaway’s ex-boyfriend is a moron • Heidi Montag to become a bigger ass? • Kim Kardashian turns the other cheek • more

March 30, 2009

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Hayden’s skirt runs as high as her definition 0

Popularity: 3% [?]

Obama has a new pot policy and I know why – because he got high, because he got high, because he got high • Did P Dididdy P? • Seacrest’s High five is a low blow to blind contestant • more

March 24, 2009

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Does Scalia fear a penis in a man’s poop shoot? 0

Popularity: 3% [?]

Barney Frank puts his political chips on the table in an effort to decriminalize marijuana. Wait? Chips? Mmmm chips • Spencer Pratt’s advice on how to ask a guy for anal sex • Spector fears fellow cons will break through his wall of sound • more

December 17, 2008

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‘Jeopardy’ Answer: Ashley’s butt. Question: Will Pete go back from Wentz he came? 0

Popularity: 4% [?]

No one’s following you, Pete. No one cares. Oh, wait, that’s worse. • Pete Wentz fingers his own orifice • Pete Wentz Excited To Give His Kid An Emo Haircut And Tight Girl Diapers • more

November 22, 2008

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His cellmates will be begging for solitary 0

Popularity: 6% [?]

Now Out of Solitary, Nick Hogan Can Give His Hand a Rest • ‘I’m a Super-Celebrity…Please Let Me Back in Here’ • more

November 12, 2008

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Madonna: Control freak or just freak 1

Popularity: 9% [?]

Who’s looking at Salma Hayek’s beard? • Abba has the Spinal Tap drummer curse • Kennel accidentally gives Martha Stewart’s dog bad gas • more

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