October 1, 2008

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Anne Hathaway’s ex-boyfriend is a moron 0

Anne Heche pays a price for switching teams • Guess What Anne? ‘Crazy Bitch’ Doesn’t Play Whether You’re Gay Or Straight. • Hathaway Hoodwinked? • more

August 7, 2008

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If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the morning. I’d hammer in the evening. All over this ass… 0

If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the morning, I’d hammer in the evening, All over this man • Ashlee Simpson nauseated. Now she knows how we feel when we see her • EGO = MariahCarey² • more

July 14, 2008

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Miley Cyrus Is A Wet T-Shirt Picture Hack; Do it right, or don’t do it at all. 0

Shocker: Miley Cyrus’ Farts Don’t Smell Like Roses • You know you’ve arrived as a Glamorati when they have a wax likeness of you at Madame Tussauds • Five million tween girls demand their dentists give them teeth just like Miley Cyrus • more

June 11, 2008

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Kendra Wilkinson’s Chocolate Covered Sh*t 0

‘Girl Next Door’ makes Baskett catch • Olive Garden Playboy bunnies? I bet there’s no EVOO coming from them • Britney Spears Should Join This Tribe • more

May 12, 2008

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Cats have 9 lives. Doggs have only 1 0

Itchy Takes Notes • Is Guy Ritchie tired of hearing about the Malawi orphans? • Dogg’s Bitch Laps Up Too Much Sauce • more

May 8, 2008

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Spencer Pratt’s advice on how to ask a guy for anal sex 0

Adam Sandler’s wife isn’t just throwing up because of the Zohan movie • Obama and the Palestinians Love George Clooney • Miley to Sell Anal Plugs Next? • more

May 5, 2008

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R. Kelly will likely need K-Y Jelly for where it’s smelly 0

Kelly Clarkson performs in the nude. Let’s pray Ruben Studdard doesn’t follow suit • Kelly Clarkson remake: Since (ur clothes) been gone • Billy Zane’s engagement to Kelly Brook sinks like the Titanic • more

April 29, 2008

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Benji Madden doesn’t want Paris Hilton’s furry area growing any bigger 0

Benji Madden did to a photog what he’ll do to Paris • Benji Madden to win douche award for ode to Paris • Paris Hilton Decides ‘Benji’ is a Dog’s Name • more

April 12, 2008

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Beyonce avoids fur for a year… Let’s throw her a faux bone 0

Let’s Throw The Oscar Down The Well • Jay-Z might take Beyoncé to be his lawfully wedded bitch • Beyonce performing in rarifed hair • more

April 1, 2008

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Kathie Lee Gifford returns to morning TV, which will naturally free up some anal sex time for Frank 0

Spencer Pratt’s advice on how to ask a guy for anal sex • Barney Frank puts his political chips on the table in an effort to decriminalize marijuana. Wait? Chips? Mmmm chips • Ashlee Simpson nauseated. Now she knows how we feel when we see her • more

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