July 1, 2009
Posh gets away away so her breasts can shrink in peace • After shaving one bush, Jenna Jameson attacks another • Jenna Bush Manages To Unite Democrats and Republicans In a Momentary WOW! • more
Usher is a Lesbian Scholar • Usher, Seat Thyself • Lesbian Adulterer, Jodie Foster Flies First Class To Hell • more
Anne Leibovitz thinks Miley’s kiddie porn is “beautiful” • Disney starlet will strip for ‘right’ role. Translation: Any role. • Annie Lennox’s IQ equal to number of international condemnations of Hamas • more
The Pussycat Dolls Adding Another Stray to the Litter • If it’s Wednesday, there must be guard dogs • Tautology: If Jennifer Aniston likes dogs better than men and men are dogs, then she likes men • more
Kellie Pickler pickled • Kelly Pickler: Don’t You Know (I’m) Beautiful (with my new Double D’s) • This dude wigged out • more
Why Jerry Lewis wasn’t invited to George Takei’s wedding • Jerry Lewis, is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? • Following ‘Bee Movie,’ Seinfeld pitches NBC his Cee, Dee and Eff ideas • more
June 30, 2009
Seems like Victoria Jackson is ready for her own Fox News program • Michael Jackson with breasts • Michael Jackson, King of Pop, Dead at 50 • more
Headbangers fall - Broadway stagehands Poison’d • Georgia Rule: Men will always pay to see tits • Carradine death may have been accidental - everyone else’s death is on purpose • more
Shia LaBeouf’s DUI Not Good for his Wanking Off • LaBeouf in Deep Shia with Gays • No comparison: While Angelina obsesses over saving the world, Megan obsesses over the smell of her farts • more
Murphy’s law accented by too much loopiness • Whitney Houston, We’ve Got a Problem • When stars attack! • more
